Gimme A Head With Hair My old pal, Steve, called today, sounding all down in the dumps. "My hair's falling out," Steve said sadly. "So I called my doctor to see if he could give me something to keep it in." "What did he recommend?" I asked. To which Steve replied, "He said
Ghosts Of Halloweens Past Last night, my oldest daughter and I spent a happy hour of quality time sitting on the floor of a cold garage, carving goofy faces on lopsided pumpkins. Actually, I did the carving while she played "Greasy Spoon Waitress From Hell!" with the pumpkin'
Getting If you're a fan of the TV show "Seinfeld," you know that there are generally two kinds of naked: "good naked" and "bad naked." Good naked was represented by Seinfeld's beautiful girlfriend, who, as a practicing nudist, liked to sit around the apartme
El Nino Made Me Do It! For years, I've been trying to convince my friends and family that outside forces caused me to do most of the stupid things I've done in my life. Though they would never come right out and say it, I'm pretty sure the only thing they are convinced of
Beanie Babies Anonymous A wise man once said, "If you ignore something long enough, eventually it will go away." Actually, he said it several times, but nobody listened so he left. That old saw is one reason I've never done a column on Beanie Babies. I thought that if I cou
Armadillo On The Half Shell Have you ever wondered who first figured out what man should and should not eat? I mean, at some point near the beginning of time, there must have been someone who sat down on a rock and decided that man should eat cows, but not crocodiles; that he s
All The President's Women It warms the cockles of my heart to know that in this great country of ours any little boy can grow up to be a president who can't keep his line item veto in his pants. When the news broke that President Bill Clinton had been accused of having "an im
A Christmas Of Good Intentions If the Christ child had been born in a mall instead of a manger, we would not be celebrating Christmas today. The Three Wise Men would have never found a place to park. Then again, everyone knows you won't find a wise man in a mall parking lot a week
Amazing Trivia Part 1 I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting. 1. Snails can sleep up
You may be in love if... One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it’s not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I’ve created this li
Halloween Costume Contact Lens Have you thought of making costume contact lenses part of your Halloween costume this year? Theatrical costume designers have called on the use of contact lenses to transform the appearance of actors on stage and in movies for many years. The eyes ar
Magic Tricks: How Did They Do That? Most of us are already been fooled by someone and it really a bad experience when that thing happens to us. But there are those that are somehow a good one and entertaining. And it is really fun being fooled watching magic tricks. Trick, this word ca
Watching Live Magic Shows There is really fun in watching magic shows, the amazement that gives to the viewer is really very entertaining. Even if you only watch it on TV, the amazement is always there and somehow challenge on how the magician did his tricks. But the good thi
Tips In Learning Some Magic Tricks No matter how you try not to blink in watching a magic show, you will find it hard to see the tricks that most magician do in the show. If you are a type of person that can hardly believe that these magicians are capable of doing magic, then you need
What Your Sense of Humor States Class Clown: This is an attention getting motive, aimed at improving the self-image. Dirty Jokes: Having prurient interest, you certainly are not ashamed of sex, and moreso find it very entertaining. Many men that are sexist use the off-color humor t
